He's to fabulous to be straight

I never thought, hey today I think I will piss my parents off and come out as gay.  Does anybody really think that.  Growing up in a very conservative Mennonite home it wasn't easy.  Not to mention being raised in Hicks ville.  A friend thought that this blog would be fun as well as therapeutic.  I hope that this blog can be a help to the gay people around the globe as well as those poor straight women who seem to be attracted to gay men. 

I can't begin to count how many of my friends who are girls have come up to me and asked, "Do you think my boyfriend is gay?"  I hate to say it but if you need to ask that, darling he probably is.  Gaydar is not an exact science, but come on ladies there are always signs.  I will tell you a few things.
1.  If the man is prettier than you,  He's a MO.
2.  If he gives you any excuse except that he's impotent as to why he doesn't want to have sex, He's either fooling around on you or he's fudge packing.
3.  If all his friends are girls and you get the vibe that you are too.  He's wishing you had a dick.
4.  If you backdoor gets more action than your front.  Go to the nearest porn store, buy a dildo and give it to him.  He may actually think you.  God knows I would.
5.  Finally.  Just because the man doesn't like sports, that doesn't make him gay.  If he only watches sports because he likes the uniforms, darling introduce him to your single gay friend and step back.

I know this can't be easy.  I was engaged to a girl who "hadn't a clue."  Or at least she says she didn't.  If you care for the guy and your own self respect don't try to change him.  If you let him go at least then you can probably stay friends.  If anything you got a new shopping partner who will tell you if those jeans make you look fat.  As I told a friend of mine.  Every girl should have a gay best friend.  Lord knows your boyfriend won't be completely honest, when it comes to how you look.  All he's wanting to do is get laid, that is if you picked one that isn't GAY.... 

It isn't as if you lost a boyfriend, just think of it as you picked a guy who is just To Fabulous to be Straight. 

May your flame burn bright,

Gay Guru